For Sherry's birthday we decided to visit a nearby Wisconsin casino, or as some of my uncles call it, "Going to the Indians."

Sherry won about $140. Dad won about $50. Sarah lost $35. And I lost $40.

As we were leaving an elderly couple was walking in from the parking lot.

Old Woman: Are they giving away money in there? Ha ha.
Dad: Well... I don't know about that...
Old Woman: I think I have my answer. Ha.
Dad: Most of us did alright. Pretty good.
Old Man: Ha. How does it feel to be crooks?