Monday, September 8, 2008


Here's Knauf during the wedding, checking out the foreboding storm clouds. He flew in from Denver where he's been performing as the ringleader for the Squirm Burpee Circus since leaving Chicago.

Later, at the reception we talked about the last time I'd seen him, at his going away party, and how he'd been working on a plan to stick it to his old boss.

Me: Did it work?
Knauf: Yep. He drank it.

Basically, Knauf had poured a bottle of liquor into a basin, dipped his balls in it, poured the "ball-infused" liquor back into the bottle and resealed it. He took photos of the process and made a picture book that he sent to his old boss in the mail after they shared a going away toast of the special drink.

Me: So... you had to drink your ball drink too?
Knauf: It was worth it.

2 comments:

Tiff said...

This is the most disgusting...yet BRILLIANT thing I've heard all day.

Tim said...

Hmmm. And now the difficult decision. Do I tell Jen that her picture is online, accompanied by this amazing story, or do I just let it ride....

I've gotta say, though, that the terrified look on her face really fits here.