Timmy: Are you going to be at the show tomorrow night?
Me: No. I'm going to be at Martin's wedding.
Timmy: What?! Martin's wedding?! I wasn't invited to Martin's wedding!
Me: I think it's a really small guest list.
Timmy: Meador, are you going to be here tomorrow night?
Meador: No. I'm going to Martin's wedding.
Timmy: Oh come on! I performed with Martin for a year! I'm sending him an angry text message!