During the baby shower yesterday, Meador tried reading a Disney Princesses storybook to Nick's daughter, Jane. It was one of those books with buttons on one side that you push to make sounds and phrases come out of a tiny speaker.

Meador: I can't figure out what she's saying when I push this one button. [holding speaker up to ear] It sounds like... "incomtrol"?
Me: Income troll?
Wonak: Maybe they're teaching the importance of proper financing.
Meador: It sounds like incomtrol. [handing book to me] Here, you listen to it.
Me: [holding speaker to ear] Uh... I'm pretty sure she's saying, "Dreams come true."
Meador: What? [listens again himself]
Jane: That's what I tried to tell him!